Consoled once again by (word) porn. This is the encapsulation of the seemingly alien life of balance these newlyweds are trying to eke out.
Perhaps the meritocratic, idealized work-life balance in my mind is the stuff of dreams. That whole, non-earthly bit. Ah well, thanks dramatic, word bot tumblr, for giving it to me straight.
Learn new words, feel better, get wiser. It's the Staci Morrison way.